Toliet plugged. Really plugged.
Plunged it. Snaked it, thrice. Stuck our hands down where hands should NOT be...
No luck. Still really plugged.
We found out the HARD way how to unplug the toliet...
(while you're enjoying this post, keep in mind WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE RESPONSIBLE for this...)
First, THINK about the situation at hand. Think REALLY HARD.
Second, look at the toilet to pretend you know what you're doing.
Third, turn water off, unbolt toilet.
Next, get a bucket and lift porcelain potty onto it to drain. (Did I forget to mention that although it was plugged, Ryanna forgot and went poo-poo??)
Next, forget the bucket idea. Instead, drag the toilet on two towels throughout the entire downstairs and out the back door to be hosed off...in the privacy of our own home and not for all the neighbors to see!
(Did I mention the "liquid" from the toilet got all over the floor!!!!????)
Hose it out...
Find what's causing the big mess...
And then find the party responsible!
Here are the mugshots of the guilty person...
I know I know!
Carter. In the BATHROOM. With a TOOTHBRUSH.
Did you guess that also?
