Hi! I'm Carter. I am a mess-making, nail-polish painting, always-causing-trouble kinda guy. While my Mom was sick a few days ago with the stomach flu, we also had some company stay at our house from out of town. Mom was sick and Dad was busy doing lawyer stuff, I wasn't getting attention that I needed. I decided to do something about it.
I waltzed upstairs and got into my Mom's fingernail polish. My favorite is purple, since this isn't the FIRST time I've found it.
I decided to paint the dresser, Dad's suit, Mom's shirts, the carpet, the t.v. screen, and the floor and the wall.
Not to mention I painted MYSELF.
While Mom was basically having a heart attack (the most awful pictures are NOT being posted...), I went downstairs after getting into trouble with the fingernail polish.
I guess I was bored while all the attention was upstairs so naturally I decided to get into the fridge and take out a half-dozen eggs and proceed to lay them around the house.
I laid 2 in the living room, 2 in the dining room, and 2 in the kitchen. See what happens when you STEP on them?! They BREAK!
Mom sure didn't find it as funny as I did! I got into a little trouble, but because I was so cute and because the mess was so HUGE, she could only sit and laugh. I then got into the sock basket and spread those all over the rest of downstairs while the egg mess was getting cleaned up.
All this in a matter of 15 minutes! I got more work done than most adults do all day. Whew! No wonder I slept so well that night!