"Dawson, please put Pretty Pretty Princess away!"
"Carter, WHERE is your diaper?"
"Carter, where are your clothes?"
"Ryan, how do I keep Carter's diaper on?
"Carter, WHERE IS YOUR DIAPER? And why is there poop all over the bathroom?"
"Carter, the presents are not to be used as chairs. Don't SIT on them"
"Carter, WHERE is your diaper?"
"Carter, the presents are not to be used as trucks, trains, cars, airplanes or ANYTHING with engines."
"Carter, the presents are not guns. Do NOT throw them at people."
"Carter, where is your diaper?"
"Ryanna, get OFF the kitchen counter."
"Dawson, those are Carter's pants. Go find some your size."
"Ryanna, please don't give out your phone number to boys. I'm getting phone calls daily. I don't CARE if they are your 'Right Hand Guys', you can see them at school."
"Why are you NAKED again, Carter?"
WHY am I SO EXHAUSTED??!









9 comments:
Just a tip from an equally exhausted mom.
Put zip up footie jammies on backwards, keeps diapers on. Put a safety pin at the top if he manages escape from that straight jacket.
What is so facinating about the bathroom anyway? We have the same problem with our 2 year old.
I'm glad at times I don't have to deal with the problems that come from raising girls. My boys can't even remember our phone #. Good luck!!!!
LOLzers! Thanks for the chuckle :)
Man! Your kids keep you busy! :) What a fun day to live vicariously through you! (I don't think I'd want to be there in person!) :) jk
Love you!
Wow, those sound familiar. That made me laugh.
Wow, those sound familiar. That made me laugh.
Your post was hilarious! I had my volume up listening to the music, and it totally went with what you wrote. I also had to read what Julie wrote about the zipping up footie jammies. Clever! Let me know if you try that one:)
OH MY GOSH!!! We are living the same life!!!!!!!!! I FEEL THAT WAY ALL THE TIME LATELY!!!! Glad to know I am not alone!
hahahaha!! cute, sounds like our house.
That's hilarious!
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