Wednesday, December 16, 2009

utterances in the last 24 hours

"Carter, WHERE is your diaper?"

"Dawson, please put Pretty Pretty Princess away!"



"Carter, WHERE is your diaper?"

"Ryanna, you are NOT a tomboy."

"Carter, where are your clothes?"



"Ryan, how do I keep Carter's diaper on?

"Carter, WHERE IS YOUR DIAPER? And why is there poop all over the bathroom?"

"Carter, the presents under the tree are not toys."


"Carter, the presents are not to be used as chairs.  Don't SIT on them"

"Carter, WHERE is your diaper?"

"Carter, WHY is there 4 inches of water in the bathroom drawer?"


"Carter, the presents are not to be used as trucks, trains, cars, airplanes or ANYTHING with engines."

"Carter, the presents are not guns.  Do NOT throw them at people."

"Carter, where is your diaper?"


"Ryanna, get OFF the kitchen counter."

"Dawson, those are Carter's pants.  Go find some your size."

"Ryanna, please don't give out your phone number to boys.  I'm getting phone calls daily.  I don't CARE if they are your 'Right Hand Guys', you can see them at school."


"Why are you NAKED again, Carter?"



WHY am I SO EXHAUSTED??!

9 comments:

The Moving Girl said...

Just a tip from an equally exhausted mom.
Put zip up footie jammies on backwards, keeps diapers on. Put a safety pin at the top if he manages escape from that straight jacket.
What is so facinating about the bathroom anyway? We have the same problem with our 2 year old.

I'm glad at times I don't have to deal with the problems that come from raising girls. My boys can't even remember our phone #. Good luck!!!!

Megan Davenport Cannon said...

LOLzers! Thanks for the chuckle :)

Katrina said...

Man! Your kids keep you busy! :) What a fun day to live vicariously through you! (I don't think I'd want to be there in person!) :) jk

Love you!

Hansenblog said...

Wow, those sound familiar. That made me laugh.

Hansenblog said...

Wow, those sound familiar. That made me laugh.

Brooke said...

Your post was hilarious! I had my volume up listening to the music, and it totally went with what you wrote. I also had to read what Julie wrote about the zipping up footie jammies. Clever! Let me know if you try that one:)

ashley said...

OH MY GOSH!!! We are living the same life!!!!!!!!! I FEEL THAT WAY ALL THE TIME LATELY!!!! Glad to know I am not alone!

Christy said...

hahahaha!! cute, sounds like our house.

Aimee said...

That's hilarious!

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